IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES
you just put every marriage counsellor out of business
At first I thought this was going to be a prank on somebody trying to get a colored pencil out of the box but it turned out to be so much better..
when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready
do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again
this fucked me up
Animals Growing Up
Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash
MY HEart JFC
If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
My brother says that this scene is exactly what teaching feels like.
current mood: tamagotchi after it poops
if I ever commit a murder I’m blaming this post
I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”
This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.
favorite things about this
- literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
- the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
- all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
- that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.
I JUST DIED
im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.gotta love your nurses, people.
I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.
THE SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED.
And it’s simply delicious.
Didn’t the Wonder Woman porn parody have a way better costume too?
When the porn parodies give you badasses, and the canon movies give you what look like people dressed in terrible Halloween costumes… There’s a problem.
i still can’t get over this i’m going to be angry about it until someone goes back in time and fixes it.
I HAD ALMOST FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT HORRIBLE WONDER WOMAN PILOT. HOW DARE YOU. What’s the bet the movie WW costume is going to be just as bad