When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
When your teacher is mean but teaches really good
When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats
When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch
when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark arts
When you’re singing alone on a golf course
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
however much you hate your old artwork, you’ll never hate it as much as jhonen vasquez hates invader zim
we all had a zim phase but his was the worst of all
we just got your x-ray results back and i’m afraid that there’s some bad news. it appears that there is an entire spooky skeleton inside of you and there’s nothing we can do to remove it. i’m so sorry.
Possible thought ‘oh goodness no!! Something thing rude is happening and I’m causing it……I’M GONNA GET KICKED OUT OF THE BRITISH GENTLEMANLY ACTING SOCIETY! TOOOOOOOM!
EVERYONE LET’S STOP SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER FOR A MINUTE AND IMAGINE CAS GETTING STUCK IN A REVOLVING DOOR